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ACT II, PART I — MAIN GATE TO THE THE SERTÃO Ogne speranza, voi chi' intrate
 

ANNOUNCER: Some of what follows, having been recorded prior to Halloween 2022 and the recent midterm elections may seem outdated, especially to those of you who are devoted to fresh news. We would only remind everyone that these events and the invasion of the Destructionists did not end with the defeat of the last Mad King in the 2020 election, nor with the narrow wins in the recent 2022 midterms. Indeed, that election was severely compromised by the fact that a third of the election denying, bat-shit crazy Trumpette candidates running for office actually won their seats and will be prowling the halls of Congress, and elsewhere, spreading as many lies and as much chaos as they can in the years ahead.

Even now, as the votes of the Georgia run-off election are still coming in, the fact that a candidate as unfit to hold public office as Hershel Walker has managed to garner enough support to force such an election, that should be fair warning that the destructionist ambitions to bring down this country are as active as they have ever been, and have been for the past 150 years. Add to that a destructionist Supreme Court, installed through the agency of dark money and the grossest distortions of Congressional responsibility, and we can be assured that this invasion is going to continue far into the future. If the invaders have their way, the rights of citizens will be stripped bare and the Destructionists will be assured they can not only succeed in their quest for power, but insure themselves they will retain it forever.

No, this is not a war that started yesterday, with one man or one election, and it will not end with the current election or some future election. Not unless, unless what began as the January 6th Committee finds its way to continue the work it began and fulfill its actual mission to armor this nation with the defenses as needed to repel future assaults which are certain to come. But the January 6th Committee, itself, is under assault. It is likely to be forced to shut down in a few short weeks even though its real work has hardly begun. Turning matters over to the Justice Department to hold a few individuals criminally accountable, even a former President, hardly fulfills the real mission of that Committee.

There is much work yet to do, and it will not done until the trail of every last dollar and every agency of insurrection and destruction has been fully investigated and exposed and brought to account. That leaves a lot of work to be done by a terminal body which has only gotten started. Still no one has suggested a way of extending the work of the Committee, outside the reach of the Destructionists. An obvious method would be to turn all of the evidence and materials collected by the January 6th Committee, perhaps along with offering some of its very informed and competent staff, to the Senate where a parallel Committee might be created to continue on with this important work. One thing is assured. On the day the Destructionists take over on January 3rd, all of the evidence and material accumulated by the January 6th Committee is going to disappear. Ten minutes after midnight on that day, that history will be sent to the bottom of the deepest ocean the Destructionists can find, and history will be erased.

So, for those of you who may think Halloween 2022 is somewhere in the distant past, Halloween 2024 is just around the corner and,

ORSON WELLS: If your doorbell rings and nobody's there, that was no Martian,

WEIRD ETHERIAL VOICE: That was the ghost of Donald J. Trump.

[CLOSING CUCKOO SONG]

NEWSBREAK [INTERRUPTING CLOSING SONG...]

ANNOUNCER: This just in to our news bureau from Atlanta. Democrats have won the Georgia runoff for the United States Senate, giving them a 51 to 49 majority and control of agenda, Committee formation and assignments and other procedural benefits. Z-axis analysts point out that this "win", while offering some important advantages, should be taken as a clear warning rather than win over the destructionist invaders. As one Z-axis senior analyst stated, "Only 2.6 percentage points separated the winner from the loser. That only argues that a candidate as clearly unfit for office as Mr. Walker can still garner votes from nearly half of the voting population. If left to democratic processes, it means that critical issues such as war or climate change, upon which the fate of the planet may depend, are essentially left to such dicey outcomes."

A spokesperson for Z-axis solutions noted, "Though democracy may be better than anything else, it has clearly demonstrated it is not good enough. Given the amount of damage one very incompetent individual did to the United States in four short years, imagine how much more damage might be done in the hands a more competent destructionst. Democracy makes that possibility into a near certainty. Clearly democracy is not good enough to protect itself from itself. By extension, that means it is not good enough to be relied upon to steward the world as a habitable planet for future generations. At Z-axis solutions we accept the challenge to discover a system that is good enough, though it may little resemble what we are told are the only two options possible, autocratic or democratic.

At Z-axis, we refuse to accept that as the alpha-omega of all possibility. We have found that tinkering with the structures of American democracy can only provide temporary band-aids to the wounds that fester under them. That is what happened with Roe v. Wade, and that is what will happen if we cling to the ideas of democracy or autocracy like fetish dolls we cannot let go." That was a statement we received from our consulting partners, Z-axis solutions, in response to our query about the Georgia run-off election. We now return you to the program in progress...

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ACT II — PART I
SCENE TWO The Return of Orson Wells, 2022
 
ACT 2   PART 1
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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the invasion of the ghost of Trump and its Destructionist forces has not stopped, it has only intensified over the years. The threat to our country and the world has grown more severe, no matter how imperfectly we have tried to establish a framework to preserve democracy and look to a healthier and more flourishing future it seems only a matter of time until they utterly destroy what we have created. All is in grave danger of being swept away unless, unless we can find a way to stop them.

Act 2 of this continuing battle with the invaders will update you on the current battlefield situation. Once again the only weapon we have to forestall the Dark Ages remains that tiny vote you can bring to the front lines and maybe, just maybe, but this time even your vote is being seriously attacked and it may not count or even be counted as much as it once did. Bring it anyway, it's really all we have at the moment. We will join you momentarily on the front lines of Act 2 of War of the Trumps.

[CUCKOO SONG]

[MARTIAN ATTACK SOUNDS]

ANNOUNCER (from Original Broadcast:) From the Meridian Room in the Park Plaza Hotel in New York City we bring you the music of Ramon Raquello and his orchestra. With a touch of the Spanish, Ramon leads off with La Compasita.

[MUSIC & FADE]

ANNOUNCER: We now take you to our CBS Headquarters in Washington, D.C. for an important announcement from the president of CBS Entertainment.

CHEEKS: This is George Cheeks, President of CBS Entertainment, speaking to you from our studios in New York City. We are interrupting our regular programming to bring you this special report on the invasion of our country by dark forces that are now spreading across the land. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, there seems to be an important news bulletin coming in. I'll turn you over now to our CBS affiliate in Washington, D.C. for their report.

[NEWSBREAK]

HIDEKO KOI:

From the CBS studios in Washington, D.C. Ladies and Gentleman, we have just received a late report from our correspondents following the events of the insurrectionist invasion of our country. This just in to our newsroom: the insurrectionist flag is now flying above the marbled rooftop of the Supreme Court.

[PAUSE, SMALL BACKGROUND NOISE]

HIDEKO: [ASIDE]Thank you. [PAUSE, RESUME] I have just been handed a message from our producer. It appears to be copy of some kind of ultimatum from the Supreme Court to the Whitehouse.

HIDEKO[ASIDE TO STUDIO] Has this been verified?

[STUDIO VOICE, BACKGROUND] Yes.

HIDEKO: The Supreme Court has sent the Whitehouse a threatening ultimatum, [READING] "We are young and plan to be here for very long time. Either you undo the rights and other gains your liberal courts have made over the past hundred years, or we will fire upon your future generations and take them back one by one."

Oh, another bulletin has just been laid on my desk.

HIDEKO[READING]: The occupying invaders have decided not to wait for the White House's answer to their demands. They have just fired the first shot and overturned fifty years of Roe v. Wade protection for women's reproductive rights. Back to you, New York.

CHEEKS: This is George Cheeks. Disturbing news indeed. I will now turn the microphone over to Orson Wells, the noted Peabody Award winning CBS war-correspondent for his coverage of the Martian invasion in the Great War of the Worlds that nearly ended our existence on this planet many decades ago. Orson, the microphone is all yours.

[EAS ALERT, THREE SHORT]

ORSON: This year there will be no long-tone emergency alert signal, only the brief ellipses you just heard. If by now you don't know that the War of the Trumps rages on, our country perilously close falling into the abyss of the Dark Ages, then no alert tone is likely to awaken you to that fact. You only need look around to see the Trump machines are everywhere, their lies and wrecking crews, their violent cabals and corrupt politicians spreading throughout the land, sewing seeds of mistrust and dissention, concocting malignant plots to take over the government and bring to a close our little experiment in American democracy, for good.

The midterm elections are rapidly approaching. November 8th, 2022 is a portal to a Dark Ages that has never before been opened in our history. If the voting goes their way, a Dark Age could befall our nation, indeed all of the nations of the world, and rule over us for the next thousand years or more. Our children, our grand children, many generations of children are in danger of being fitted with mind-forged manacles if we lose this war. The most compliant and docile will be put to work as units of fuel to feed the engines of their New Order. Those who show the slightest hesitation or resistance will undoubtedly be sent to re-education camps specially constructed for the purpose of containing, isolating and indoctrinating people who don't quite conform. Those who show any signs of active resistance or dissent will be imprisoned or executed on the spot.

It could happen here. A few percentage points one way or the other, a few more voters disenfranchised or removed from the rolls, another legislature banning water bottles from long lines at polling places, or MAGA zombies trolling with assault weapons to insure that few but their own kind will even want to show up to vote. Well, one can only hope. There is nothing else we can do now but to vote, bite our nails and wait for the counts and uncounts that will tell us what we're in for.

We got by in the last election by the skin of our teeth. We might do the same this time. But a few more successful assaults by the enemies of democracy, a judge or public official, here or there, willing to turn a blind eye to the law and the Constitution, that could be the end of everything, right then and there. If that happens, I wouldn't even be allowed to write this little Halloween journal and present it as I have for the past two years.

The Ghost of Donald J. Trump rides through the land, casting his lies and incantations, spreading the seeds of distrust and dissention at every opportunity just as he has since he lost the 2020 election. Every one of his violent loyalists we manage to imprison for sedition or insurrection just seems to invite ten more to crawl out of the woodwork and carry on with the invasion of the Ghost of Trump. Putting Trump, himself, in prison won't stop that any more than imprisoning El Chapo put an end to the murderous cartels south the border.

Indeed, it may only make matters worse. The enemies of democracy know we have one hand tied behind our backs. They know we can't use the very weapons they use on us without care or conscience. For us to use them would mean turning a blind eye to our own Constitution- to the First Amendment, to due process, to the right of privacy and to all the other guarantees embedded in that document. The bedrock of liberty and justice itself would be blown up by our own hand if we did that. There wouldn't be enough democracy left to be worth fighting to save.

[SIGH] Nothing to be done about that, I suppose. The upcoming election will be what it will be. The only thing certain is that no little germ is going appear and save us as it did in the 1938 Martian invasion . This time we are on our own and it is certain, win or lose, this invasion, the Trump invasion, will continue whatever the outcome on November eighth. All I can do, as a war correspondent, as a fellow American, is continue my search for some vulnerability, some Achilles heal that we've overlooked. Somewhere in the ruins of the Trumpist assault on this nation there must be something, some clue that will give us the edge on the battle front and the steel to win this war.

Most of all, we need to understand how this dark disease, this Beast, has entered the body politic of our nation and infected our institutions, our schools and workplaces to the point that many of them have been damaged beyond repair, and more are sure to follow. We must understand how this madness took root in so many of our fellow citizens, turning on their country in ways we've never seen before.

Well, I have to hurry on now. I'll turn you back over to our station announcer and the scheduled program you were listening to.

ANNOUNCER: We now return you to the music of Ramón Raquello playing for you from the Meridian room of the Plaza Hotel situated in downtown New York.

[PLAZA HOTEL MUSIC]

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ACT II — PART II — SCENE ONE Pushpins Don't lie
 
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ANNOUNCER: We interrupt our program to bring you a special report from Princeton University where CBS reporter, Carl Phillips, is about to interview Dr. Barbara Pierson on the faculty of the Department of History about the recent disturbing developments concerning the invasion of our country and its institutions by dark forces dedicated to destroying our democracy and establishing themselves as the autocratic rulers of a New Order. Carl, can you hear me?

PHILLIPS: Yes indeed, Bill, I can hear you clearly. I'm in the office of Dr. Barbara Pierson in the History Department at Princeton University in New Jersey. It's a rather cramped office, with books lining all the shelves and stacks of papers scattered everywhere on the floor. There's a small table with a dish of wrapped candies next to me by the door. Dr. Pierson is seated at her desk. There is another stack of papers to one side of her and a large map of the United States behind where she is sitting. There are hundreds of colored pins stuck in the map from coast to coast. I'm not certain what they represent. Perhaps I can ask Dr. Pierson about them. Dr. Pierson, I'm curious about those pins in the map behind you. What do they represent?

PIERSON: Incidents of domestic terrorism, extremist threats, assaults on our state legislatures, our schools, threats to public officials and election workers, just about anything related to attempts to disrupt the upcoming elections, overthrow the government, turn our backs on democracy and give the country over to these destructionists. Those yellow pins mark where extremists and right-wing destructionists have taken over school boards or disrupted public education in other ways. We're tracking all that and more, anything related to fallout from the 2020 election and its spread throughout the institutions of the country.

PHILLIPS: And what is it you expect to find by tracking all these events?

PIERSON: Patterns, Mr. Phillips. Patterns.

PHILLIPS: Patterns? What kinds of patterns do you mean, professor?

PHILLIPS: Excuse me just a moment Dr. Pierson, there seems to be a breaking news bulletin coming in.

[NEWSBREAK]

ANNOUNCER: For late breaking news from the Supreme Court we turn you over now to our Washington New Bureau Chief, Hideko Koi. Hideko.

HIDEKO KOI: My producers have just informed me, with the overthrow of Roe, the Supreme Court has also decided to add two new justices to the bench, Justice Mathew Hale and Justice Edward Coke. In announcing the two new appointments, Justice Clarence Thomas noted that "These two eminently qualified jurists are noted for their expertise in laws pertaining to fetal homicides committed by quickened women, inalienable rights of husbands to rape their wives, and witchcraft." When asked by our reporter about the right of the Court to appoint its own Justices, Justice Alito remarked, "We find that the Supreme Court's expansion of its own bench is the equivalent of the processes of 'Advise and Consent' used by the President and the Congress." Besides," he added, "Nowhere in the Constitution does it say we can't." The Center for Constitutional Law has told our affiliates they did not know how sixteenth and seventeenth century jurists from Great Britain would be able to posthumously serve on the United States Supreme Court. "It appears, however," their Director remarked , "our Supreme Court now has eleven members and is divided eight to three in favor of the invaders." Asked what he thought overturning Roe meant for the country, Senator Tuberville of Alabama replied, "Well, son, it means slavery is back in business. Yup, that's what it means alright. Of course we know we can breed 'em, but we don't know if they can pick cotton. We'll have to wait and see. Doesn't matter, though. We'll get to that other branch of slavery soon enough.

ANNOUNCER: Thank you, Hideko, for that very informative report. Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina was asked why he thought the Court added two long-dead, English jurists to the bench. The Senator replied, "It's always good to have some inside expertise around when you make important decisions."

We return you now to the interview in progress with our correspondent Carl Phillips and Doctor Barbara Pierson at Princeton University.

PHILLIPS: Doctor, you were saying about the patterns of behavior the enemy is exhibiting as they wage this war against us.

PIERSON: Yes, Mr. Phillips, the kinds that trigger violent reactive impulses in our citizens, Patterns in the behavior of the invaders that consume the minds of ordinary Americans and transform them into zombie destructionists. You see those yellow pins in the map behind me?

PHILLIPS: (ASIDE) Professor Pierson is pointing at the map on the wall behind her desk, the one I mentioned earlier.

PHILLIPS: Yes, professor, I see them. They appear to be spread out from clusters in the North East, from Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, New York.

PIERSON: (INTERRUPTING): That's right, the original colonies. That's where the pattern begins. Then, as you can see, it forks out to the South and the Midwest, not so much in the West.

PHILLIPS: Wait professor, original colonies? you don't mean to say the Founders were somehow involved in this invasion of these, uh.

PIERSON: Call them destructionists, Mr. Phillips. I think you will find that fits.

PHILLIPS: You mean Madison, Jefferson, Franklin? They were, ah, destructionists? Oh, excuse me, doctor Pierson, there's another news bulletin,

[NEWSBREAK] HIDEKO KOI: This just in: Armies of advance destructionist shock troops are fanning out across the country ahead of the main offensive, to sabotage and spread terror in pre-election raids on innocent poll workers. Armed with fake challenges, Kansas deniers have pinned down vote counts on their abortion ban referendum. In El Passo Co, Colorado, snipers are targeting patriotic poll workers for being "unfaithful." El Passo saboteurs were caught attempting to breach secure areas. In other places around the country fake ballots, bogus voter challenges, groundless litigation, intimidation of vote counters and other election IED's that are being planted to insure no one has confidence in the November counts. A reporter recently asked an invading general "What is your objective?" "Why, to sew so much chaos, doubt and uncertainty that fake electors will be the only thing left standing to decide an election," the general replied. Major Steve Bannon, who is commanding the 4th Plotcasters Brigade of the invading destructionist army bellowed, "You ain't seen nothing yet. When we get done gumming up the works, you won't be able to tell who wins the twenty twenty-four election until the current Supreme Court justices are long since dead. We'll win every election by fake-electors, BY default until there are no more elections. Don't bother to count on it, there'll be nothing to count."

We now return you to Princeton, where doctor Pierson is describing what part the Founders may have played in the destructionist assault on our educational system, to our reporter, Carl Phillips.

PIERSON: No, not at all, Mr. Phillips. The Founders were sincere men, as were most of the others from the original 13 colonies. They had their imperfections, to be sure. But not at all part of the patterns of the early invasionary expeditions. They did invest in creating the first religious private schools in America, but what blossomed later had nothing to do with their good intentions. Even those schools did not consciously take any major part in destructionism. That comes much later. Back then they played a role in the matter, but not by design.

PHILLIPS: Doctor Pierson, I see a large yellow pin in Michigan, what is that about?

PIERSON: That's an interesting case in the early private school archipelago. It marks Hillsdale College which was founded in 1844. It was founded by Baptists wanting a college that reflected their own brand of Christianity. Its founders were abolitionists, and the college admitted black students the year it opened. It was also the second college in the United States to grant degrees to women. A large number of its students fought for the Union Army, three generals among them. Ironically, its second president was one of the Founders of the Republican Party. But that was the Party of Lincoln then, and remote from the destructionists that Republicans have morphed into now.

PHILLIPS: Are you saying they are part of (PAUSE), uh, I noticed you using the word 'Destructionists' several times. I haven't heard that word used to describe the invaders before. What exactly do you mean when you say 'Destructionist'? Just a moment, doctor Pierson, I'm getting a signal from our studios.

[NEWSBREAK] NEWS ANNOUNCER: Florida: A trumpist judge has just granted the Trump destructionists their request for a Special Master to thwart the Justice Department's request to continue its inquiry into how top secret documents wound up in a private club owned by Donald Trump. Assessments are underway to see what damage has been done to our national security by the theft of these documents. Insiders say, Judge Canon, a Trump appointee, has dealt a serious blow to our system of laws if her rulings are let stand. They cite her incompetence and complete ignorance of the law as very useful to the extremist 'stop the steal' assault on our democracy. Other's suggest she knows very well what she is doing and has been an agent of the invaders all along. Back over to you, Carl.

PHILLIPS: You were saying, about the term 'destructionist', doctor.

PIERSON: Our Lingustics Department came up with that. They'd been noticing an uptake in the use of the term "conservative" popping up in contexts having nothing to do with conserving anything. Quite the contrary. It was being used to indicate things that were targeted for dismantling or destruction. Norms we took for granted and presumed were just the way things are to be done, always will be done, were being completely ignored or reversed. Institutions we relied upon to do their job as the people and the law required of them are being destroyed, even as we speak. The Supreme Court, of course, has been captured and everything we thought settled and decided about how the law, itself, was to operate, is being systematically destroyed. That's what is meant by 'Destructionist.' The Destructionist Party sent its wrecking crews to take over and destroy every agency and function of government they could. Headed by incompetent appointees without a shred of experience and staffed by ideological clones, some have already fallen, many more are in grave peril. Destruction is the only word to describe what the invaders are doing. We agreed with our Linguistics Department, 'Destructionism', 'destructionist' and the 'Destructionist Party' were far more accurate terms to use than 'conservatism' or 'conservative' or even 'Republican Party' which has fairly well declared itself to be an enabling arm of the destructivist movement.

PHILLIPS: I see, yes that makes good sense. It's something I'm sure our listeners will agree is a much better description of these invaders than words like 'conservative' or 'Republican'. Still, that little college sounds pretty much like it sought to preserve some of the fundamental values of our nation-abolishing slavery, educating women, respecting rights and liberties, serving the country. That's all pretty much in line with what we all want, isn't it?

PIERSON: Of course, but it didn't last. Hillsdale college has always been relatively conservative and religiously disposed but generally insulated from most of the streams of political agenda that have since wound up in destructionist hands. They did what any well-behaved religion ought to do, they kept to themselves, served their members and stayed within their boundaries. But the destructionists saw an opportunity and seized it. For most of the last century the destructionists flew under most people's radar. We didn't even notice them until 2000, when we began to follow the spread of a number of destructionist influences in education from sources such as the Heritage Foundation and Federalist Society and other right-wing think tanks, along with the dark money that fuels and surrounds them. That was when we first started to wonder what such a small, out of the way college with little more than a thousand students was doing with a seven-hundred million dollar endowment.

[NEWSBREAK] NEWS ANNOUNCER: We now bring you the latest news headlines from our front-line correspondents.

HIDEKO KOI: . Whitehouse aid tells January 6th Committee how President watched t.v. while rioters invaded the Capitol. She said he showed no desire to stop them. . Court gives the go-ahead for smokestacks to keep belching. Amputates EPA authority to do anything about it. . Trump's intent to lead mob to the capitol revealed. Security detail stood firm, to prevent the former president from joining his insurrectionists, a move that could put him in jail. . Putin rattles nuclear sabers as he seizes a Ukrainian nuclear power plant.

ANNOUNCER: Those are the latest headlines from New York. We give you back to Carl Phillips at Princeton University, where he is speaking with doctor Barbara Pierson of the History department.

PHILLIPS: So the destructionists are waging a war on our schools. What about that little college, uh, Hillsdale, that you were talking about? What is their part in this?

PIERSON: We now can identify that small, not well known, Southern Michigan college as the spearhead of the destructionist assault on education and their plans to take over the American mind. Most recently they are serving as the hub of efforts to capture and collapse the public educational system with their enabling models and brands of charter schools spreading throughout the nation-schools which qualify for public funding, skim students and dollars from public education, and turn out ideological clones that will turn the stock of degree-qualified applicants into their zombie graduate job seekers in civil service, law, medicine, law enforcement and other professions, as well as business and finance. In short, the mind of America is being hollowed out from within and replaced with front-line troops from the destructionist invaders. It is an agenda much more serious than even the capture of the Supreme Court or putting another Mad King in charge of the country. Important as those battles may be, taking over the mind of America is far more permanent. It insures those institutions will be in the service of the destructionists for a very long and painful Dark Ages. There is no counter offensive that can be waged against that. If successful, it will mean this zero sum game has come to an end.

[NEWSBREAK] NEWS ANNOUNCER: We switch now to our Washington anchor, Hideko Koi and the latest CBS news headlines. Hidko, HIDEKO KOI: Here are the lastest invasion reports from around the country and around the world, . Washington--Trumpist invaders threatened violence in the streets in reaction to FBI-Mar a Lago search. Trump throws more gas on the fire, says the FBI littered his floor and planted secret documents. . Ukraine--Ukrainians dig in for long battle against tyranny. Gorbachev remembered. . Indiana. Abortion reactionists push fetal personhood in order to charge enslaved Hand's Maid's Tale women with murder if they dare to have even a miscarriage. Church remains silent on the matter. . Father sends picture of child's penis to pediatrician for life-saving diagnosis. Gets flagged for distributing child pornography. Mississippi considers prosecution. Google responds with, "It happens."

Those are the latest headlines from the U.S. and around world. We return now to Princeton and Carl Phillip reporting on the right-wing invasion.

[STATIC, RADIO NOISE]

PHILLIPS: I'm speaking with Doctor Barbara Pierson of the History Department of Princeton University, just a few miles from Grover Mills, where her father, the noted astronomer, Professor Richard Pierson, observed the first landings of the Martian invaders nearly eighty-five years ago. As some of you will recall, he was the only surviving witness to the Battle of Grover Mills which began the Martian War of the Worlds. Doctor Pierson, I would like to ask you a slightly odd question, if you don't mind.

PIERSON: I don't mind at all, Mr. Phillips.

PHILLIPS: It's just this. You certainly must have had many conversations with your father about what he knew and witnessed of the Martian invasion. Undoubtedly you've read his notes and journals about those events.

PIERSON: Indeed, I have. Many times.

PHILLIPS: I'd like to ask you if you see any parallels between that war and the one we are fighting now with the destructionists? Is there anything in those patterns your research is uncovering that would tie these two historically remote tragedies together?

PIERSON: An excellent question Mr. Phillips. Of course they are entirely separate events. There is no causal relationship between the Martian invasion and the invasions of the destructionists we are experiencing now. There are similarities though.

PHILLIPS: Such as?

PIERSON: Well, for one, they land, if you can think of the destructionist assaults as landings, in small groups. Often groups of three, just as the Martians did. That large yellow pin that marks Hillsdale College on the map. Well, after serving awhile to establish their destructionist credentials-first as a feeder school, supplying zombie candidates for Trump Administration appointments, then serving on his 1776 Commission to replace the liberal arts curriculum in America with destructionist-tailored lesson plans based on Christian theology and capitalist free-market economics, they began to hook up with other machines that were also poised to invade our educational institutions. You see that large yellow one in Miami, and that other large blue and yellow one just west of Dallas, at Southlake, Texas?

PHILLIPS: [ASIDE]For our listeners, Doctor Pierson is pointing at two other large pins on the United States map behind her desk, one in Florida and one in Texas.

PHILLIPS (continuing): Yes I see them Professor.

PIERSON: The one Florida is Academica, the largest educational-management corporation in America. It's headquarters is in Miami. They manage everything from the revision of text-books and banning books in school libraries, to the recruitment and training of teachers, financing, counting staplers, everything. At the moment, both of these destructionist strongholds are concentrating their efforts on the establishment of charter schools, a beachhead they expect will finally bring down the entire public education system. The third leg of their tripod is that one over there, the large blue and yellow pin just west of Dallas, Texas. That is a more recent destructionist landing, the Patriot Mobile machine. It is an internet provider service, at least that's what it pretends to be. They funded and engineered the takeover of several county school boards in Texas and have their sights set on doing the same to local school boards all over the country. It is a destructionist agenda set to turn the entire educational system of the country into an exercise in unenlightend conformity.

PHILLIPS: Can they do that, Professor Pierson? Can they really invade and take over the entire education system of the country?

[NEWSBREAK] NEWS ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program momentarily with the latest news headlines,

HIDEKO KOI: The Center for Insurrectionist Activities warns that veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars are falling prey to zombie recruitment and being turned into vigilantes, threatening state and federal lawmakers, public officials and others who they don't happen agree with them. Officials and poll workers have also received death threats and have had their homes attacked, along with nurses who wear masks and liberal Facebook users. Some of the vets are armed and dangerous. Scientists at The Institute for the Study of Abhorrent Behavior have warned that these traumatized, dysfunctional individuals all have inner-childs that feel unwanted and are looking for new things to kill. A noted psychiatrist who treats cult disorders has advised us that there is a psychiatric term for this type of mental disease . "Its right there in the DSM five, its called, 'bat-shit crazy'". We now return you to Princeton and our program in progress.

PIERSON: Mr. Phillips, you asked if the invaders can take over our schools. Well, unless we find something to stop them they can. A handful of Montessori schools and a few private liberal arts colleges certainly aren't going stop them.

PHILLIPS: What about our public schools? Certainly they are the front-line of keeping our people educated, alert and imaginative?

PIERSON: It's right there in the word 'public', Mr. Phillips. That is exactly why that side of our educational system is falling prey to the destructionists as easily as it is. 'Public' is an open invitation to attack, through school boards, governing boards, tax-supported funding, text-book approval, and other We the People devices, which every one is entitled to influence and alter if they can. Especially big money. Especially big, dark money that no one can trace or question. There are dozens of portals through which the destructionists have as much right to access our educational system as we do. But we can't do the same to them and their private-school archipelago precisely because it is private. Even more dangerous are the hybrid charter schools that stand somewhere between public and private. As quasi-public institutions they get to tap public funds for support, but as quasi-private schools they find all kinds of ways to insert their theocratic-fascistic indoctrination curricula that is cranked out and supported by machines like Hillsdale College.

[NEWSBREAK] NEWS ANNOUNCER 1: Here are the latest invasion reports from around the country and around the world.

NEWS ANNOUNCER 2: A House Subcommittee on Coronavirus is expected to release a report later this month detailing the corruption, manipulation, doctoring of scientific information, falsification of data and disregard for public health and safety done by the Trump administration for the personal and political gain of Mr. Trump. Wrecking crews appointed by Trump were sent to the CDC with the sole purpose of putting pressure on the agency to do the bidding of the President and to destroy the scientific integrity and reputation of the world's premier public health agency,in the midst of a deadly pandemic.

NEWS ANNOUNCER 2: ANNOUNCER 2: This just in to our science desk. Z-axis Solutions has announced that it has discovered a method to substantially reduce the amount of disinformation and dangerous messaging that has overwhelmed our social media platforms without the need to censor or block accounts to prevent the expression of ideas no matter how toxic or uncomfortable they may be. Says a company steward, "Our primary focus is not on the content of messages, but on the four elements which all experts have agreed are at the root of the problems created by distorted and misleading messaging that are spiraling out of control- amplification, echoing, rapid distribution and reactivity. "Those are the four-horsemen of the information apocalypse," a spokesperson for Z-axis stated, "and we have found a way to tame them without going near the first amendment. The technical means of dealing with the problem is well within our grasp. What is out of our control is the fact that, given the political structure a good idea cannot get past the first or second wastebaskets of public officials who are completely walled off from any messages that cannot be assigned to "ayes", "nays" or campaign donations. That's a problem we have not been able to solve. But we're working on it.

NEWS ANNOUNCER 3: This has been a CBS news brief. Back to you, Princeton,

PIERSON: Mr. Phillips, your listeners may not know this, but the plan for taking over our schools was forged more than a hundred years ago. It has been a long-term strategy, much longer than the one that brought down Roe v. Wade. It is a plan intended to endure far longer than the lifetime appointments of destructionist judges. Whatever battles are being won or lost now, and the destructionists are making significant gains, it's the future of a very long Dark Ages they look towards. A Dark Age which they completely control, because they will control the minds of our children, our future citizens.

PHILLIPS: Total control? How is that possible? We have elections, we have democracy. Certainly we can get rid of these invaders whenever we wish. Is that not so?

PIERSON: I'm afraid, Mr. Phillips, you're not considering what part education plays in every election and in every feature of our democracy. The Destructionists know this very well. They know all about it. You only have to listen to what they say themselves to understand that. The current president of Hillsdale, Larry Arnn, leaves no doubt about what they are doing. Listen to a sample of the things he has said,

[ARN: QUOTE] "The public school is arguably among the most important battlegrounds in our war." "The war will be won in education. We will win it back." "Teaching is our trade; also, I confess, it's our weapon."

PIERSON: [CONTINUING] When you take the defenseless mind of a child, hollow it out and replace it with rigid, absolutist, theocratic certainty, it is nearly impossible to ever undo or reverse the damage that has been done. You've created a mind that has no capacity to think, only to react. Moreover, you have created an individual that will turn around on its own children and do exactly the same thing to them as was done to themselves. This machine is not only a perfect recruiting tool, it is a self-cloning device of conditioned, compliant destructionist zombies.

PHILLIPS: That is an absolutely chilling image, doctor. It leaves no other option for us but to win this war and drive the destructionist from our midst (PAUSE), or suffer the consequences. (PAUSE, HESITATES) I find that thought almost too terrible to contemplate. A tripod of three destructionist machines that are now sweeping across the United States to conquer our educational system and convert our students into destructionist zombies, much the same as the Martian invaders did when they captured humans and either consumed them or put them to work building more of their machines to widen their conquest. Doctor Pierson, you informed our audience that the pattern of attack on our schools was weaker in the west that in the rest of the country. But I see a few yellow pins in California, one of them larger than the others. Can you comment on that? Is it another destructionist landing?

PIERSON: Yes, but not so recent. That one is in Orange County, Costa Mesa to be exact, which has always been a fairly right-wing, wealthier, conservative suburban area characteristic of those areas more easily captured by the destructionists. One individual in particular had already been recruited into the destructionist camp, a rather charismatic figure, Doctor Jeff Barke. His own launch of a local charter school, the Orange County Classical Academy, brought him into close connection with the Hillsdale machine and its charter school agenda. Rather than be absorbed into the Dallas-Hillsdale-Miami tripod, doctor Barke seems to be attempting to establish his own tripod which we believe may have its other legs in Nevada and the Pacific Northwest. We're keeping close track of what is happening there.

PHILLIPS: And what about that Dallas pin that seems to be both yellow and blue, instead of just yellow, like the other educational assault pins?

PIERSON: That indicates the dual nature of the tactical missions of Patriot Mobile. At the moment, it is primarily committed to attacks on our school system and the takeover of local school boards. But it is also, and principally, an internet provider with addresses in Wyoming, Massachusetts, Oklahoma and other places, all having different agents in different states. We are fairly certain that it will soon be making hook-ups with the enemy's efforts to capture parts of our digital systems and media, and be active in those assaults as well. We have some reason to believe the destructionists will attempt to establish a parallel internet with their own version of things like Google, Facebook and other social media platforms. Platforms which they will entirely control, censor, surveil their users and use as a litmus test for loyalty and recruitment. Of course this alternate internet will also siphon off right-wing enterprises and dollars from existing networks, effecting their collapse, just as it is now doing with charter schools by starving the public school systems of needed funds.

PHILLIPS: Hallowing out our educational systems from within, supplanting the internet, capturing our legal and political systems? Is that what is really going on? Granted, things look pretty grim right now, but how can you be certain that's where it is all going? They say they're lifting all boats, protecting us from an overreaching government, defending liberty. How do we know the grim picture you have given is where this is all headed, and not just some wild dystopian fantasy?

PIERSON: Mr. Phillips, you only need to read the contracts that Hillsdale is making with Florida and other states to establish its brand of charter schools, or Patriot Mobile's financing the taking over county school boards, to know how real the destructionist agenda is. That's all a matter of public record. For the bigger picture, If you read the recent New York Times report you also know that the proliferation of destructionist digital platforms has exploded as the prime purveyors of disinformation, firing propaganda and destabilizing conspiracy theories all over our social media like so many cluster bombs. Parler, Gab, Truth Social and dozens of others have metastasized so rapidly their destructionist disinformation already reaches an audience of about ten million people daily. It is only a matter of time when they will hook up into one large MAGA-net, spewing false information faster than anyone can keep up with them. Patriot Mobile? Well, there are about eight million school children that are already enrolled in private and charter schools in America. It isn't some futuristic dystopian fantasy to guess where Patriot Moble and its kind might be heading as digital destructionists. I'd say Patriot is in line for being the kid-capture branch of the Destructionist Web, piping its brand of lies and indoctrination into our classrooms and the defenseless minds of our children. You ask if there's anything more to it than wild speculation? I would ask you if there's any such thing as being a little bit pregnant?



[THERE IS A GROWING NOISE-SHOUTING/COMMOTION-COMING IN THROUGH AN OPEN WINDOW NEXT TO PIERSON'S DESK.]

PHILLIPS: What is that noise, doctor?

[ASIDE] I'm now standing at the open window next to Dr. Pierson's desk, looking out on what appears to be an angry group of students.

[MORE PROTEST NOISE]

I can't quite make out what their signs say, but they are clearly upset about something and pointing at our building.

[MORE PROTEST NOISE]

PIERSON: Protesters. Destructionist protestors.

PHILLIPS: What are they protesting?

PIERSON: One of our faculty was teaching a class on the history of the Crusades. A person in the class said it made her feel uncomfortable.

PHILLIPS: That's it? What did she want him to do, rewrite history?

PIERSON: No. She wants him to be fired. Rather, the destructionist Christian group that put her up to it wants him fired.

PHILLIPS: Well that can't happen. It sounds like a lot of noise about nothing.

PIERSON: Don't be to sure. A couple of large donors to the university's endowment also fund some destructionist causes and are threatening to pull their donations. The faculty is standing pat behind our colleague, except for a few who got here by way of the archipelago. They may well put enough pressure on him to get him to quit. He wouldn't be the first.

PHILLIPS: That's pretty ugly.

PIERSON: It's more common than you think. See those white pins on the map? Those mark such instances of faculty getting fired or charged with being out of step with destructionist agenda, or making some student "uncomfortable". You asked if there were any similarities between the Martian invasion that my father witnessed, and the one we are all witnessing today. As you can see, the systematic destruction of a culture, its form of governance, its economy and social structure, its educational system will always exhibit certain similarities, callous disregard for citizens, use of force to achieve their ends, and unconstrained ambitions for power among them. What is more important, though, is the singular difference between the Martian and Destructivist invasions.

[NEWSBREAK] NEWS ANNOUNCER: Our Washington Bureau Chief, Hideko Koi, is signaling me she has a memo from our Legal Affairs Department. Hideko,

HIDEKO KOI: The House Subcommittee charged to investigate the government's handling of the coronavirus pandemic during the Trump presidency has found widespread corruption and political malfeasance in the Administration's politicizing of the CDC. The doctoring and editing of scientific reports, the demands for the CDC to only release information favorable to the President, the removal of key personnel who would not comply with the Administration's falsification of their work all resulted in a serious and deliberate mishandling of the crises and the untold, unnecessary deaths of many Americans. Pressure is mounting to have the ex-president charged with half a million counts of negligent homicide. If successfully prosecuted, that could result in a sentence of life in prison plus five-hundred years. Much more than all the other crimes he is charged with. We give you back to Carl Phillips at Princeton University where he is speaking with Dr. Barbara Pierson of the History Department.

PHILLIPS: What is that, doctor Pierson, the difference between the Martian invasion of the early 20th century, and the one we are facing today?

PIERSON: The difference is, Mr. Phillips, this time there will be no microbe, no little germ that suddenly appears and saves the day. We are entirely on our own. In fact, the only germ in this story is the HISS virus. And that is the one that has been killing us all along.

PHILLIPS: HISS virus? What's that, I never heard of it?

PIERSON: HISS--'H-I-S-S' Human ignorance, stupidity and selfishness. The deadliest of all viruses. There is no immunity, no vaccine, no treatment and no cure. It has been around since the beginning of history and has killed more of us than all other diseases combined. It is an equal opportunity disease. Every one of us is infected to some degree and neither race, nor gender, nor education, nor good-intentions offers any protection. That is the difference between the Martian invasion and the Destructionist invasion, Mr. Phillips. This time there is no germ to save us. It is the little germ that is killing us. Either we stop this barbaric attack on our government and our society, an attack by ourselves on ourselves, or the forces of destruction will succeed. America as it was, as it was meant to be, will cease to exist.

PHILLIPS: Dr. Pierson, let me see if I've got this right, the destruction of our educational system, our internet, our economy, our political system, our democracy, and now a virus we cannot escape. That's not a very pretty picture.

PIERSON: I think you are beginning to see patterns in the strategies of the destructionists, Mr. Phillips. You're a very quick student. I wouldn't mind having you in my class. As you see, there are many more colors of pins on the map behind me. Missions attacking our election systems and democratic processes, others to capture our legislatures and public agencies. One that turns liberty into an excuse to commit hundreds of thousands of cases of negligent homicide during a pandemic and collapse our health care system. Even more dangerous machines are intent on converting the establishment clause of the Constitution into a portal for the establishment of a theocratic-fascist government in which, of course, the Constitution as we know it will play little or no part at all. Other branches of the assault will strip the rights we now enjoy and reduce them all to a single right, the right to comply with destructionist authority. The enslavement of women and the installation of a Hand Maid's Tale in America has already begun. If not checked, will make slaves of 99.9% of the women of America. The right to be silent is all that will remain of anyone's free speech rights.

PHILLIPS: That is a sad prospect indeed. Not something any of us would like to contemplate. I can only hope the work you and your colleagues are doing will help to put an end to this war of the worlds. I and my listening audience can't thank you enough for so generously offering us your time and your expert knowledge.

PIERSON: Not at all, Mr. Phillips. This has been a most engaging interview. I'm impressed by your excellent questions. I only hope my responses have helped you and your listeners to understand a little better what we are up against. If you have any more questions, please don't hesitate to come back. I'd be glad to try to answer them.

[COLOMBO FASHION, PHILLIPS TURNS TO ASK ONE MORE QUESTION AS HE IS LEAVING]

PHILLIPS: Uh, professor, there is one more thing I'd like to ask you.

PIERSON: Yes, of course. What is it?

PHILLIPS: Well, these invaders are not Martians from another planet. As you mentioned, they are ourselves, our own kind with whom we are engaged in this war that may well determine the future of our planet, and certainly the future of our species. What I wonder is, how did we get to the point where we find ourselves in a savage battle with ourselves? When did this all start, and why?

[ASIDE TO THE LISTENERS: ] Dr. Pierson is rising from her chair and leaning over her desk. She's writing something on a slip of paper and now walking over [SOUND OF FOOTSTEPS] and handing it to me.

PIERSON: I think you should put that question to this person, Mr. Phillips. I believe he knows more about the answer to your question than anyone on the earth. I'm sure he would be glad to talk with you. Oh, and Mr. Phillips, Don't forget to vote.

PHILLIPS: Thank you again, Doctor Pierson. I will be sure to check it out.

[SOUND OF OFFICE DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING, ECHOING FOOTSTEPS]

PHILLIPS: I'm standing down the hallway from Professor Pierson's office at the head of the stairway to the first floor of the Dickinson Building. I think I'll take a look at the note the professor just handed me.

[READING ALOUD] Julian Barnhardt, U.C. Berkeley Archeological Research Facility. Archeology? I wonder what that could possibly have to do with [PAUSE] oh, there's a little personal note beneath the name she wrote. Hmm. Well I'd better be on my way before they start putting journalists on the no-fly list. California is a breath of fresh air, but it's a long walk from New Jersy. This has been a most interesting assignment. "I'll turn you over to our studios in New York. Over to you, New York.

ANNOUNCER: You have been listening to the voice Carl Phillips on assignment from Princeton New Jersey and the CBS presentation of ACT 2, Part 1 of "War of the Trumps". We now invite our listening audience to take a brief intermission and mind-cleaning at our War of the Trumps Lounge, high atop the Facebook swamp, overlooking the smoldering ruins of Elon Musk's Twitter Building, where good friends meet to chat and gnosh, Asahi beer is on tap, and Jameson is always close by for any emergency. Jack? Well, we got that,too. See you there.

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ANNOUNCER: We now continue with Act 2, Part 2 to conclude our special War of the Trumps presentation. We are in contact with our senior investigative reporter, Carl Phillips who is on location at Building 2251 at the University of California at Berkeley where he is about to interview Doctor Julian Barnhardt with the Archeological Research Facility on the Berkeley campus. Carl?

PHILLIPS: [ASIDE TO LISTENERS]: This is Carl Phillips. I am on the second floor of an old brick building on the U.C. Campus, just outside the door of a large room. The interior, indeed much of the of the building's interior, is draped in plastic film, with large gaps of exposed walls and peeling plaster everywhere. I can see metal scaffolding lining two of the walls of the room. Towards the back there is a man sitting on a two-by-ten board draped across a couple of paint-spattered saw horses. He has dark beard and a shock of curly black hair on his head. He seems to be in his forties or early fifties, seems relatively inattentive to his dress for a university professor-a rumpled plaid shirt, blue jeans with large holes in both knees and a pair of somewhat threadbare sneakers. He appears to be wholly absorbed in reading some papers propped on his lap and doesn't notice me at all. There are folders and papers scattered all around him on the floor.

PHILLIPS: Doctor Barnhardt? [PAUSE, LOUDER] Doctor Barnhardt?

BARNHARDT: Yes?

PHILLIPS: Doctor Barnhardt, I'm Carl Phillips from CBS. They said in the Art Practice building I might find you here. Dr. Pierson at Princeton suggested I should talk to you. I asked her a question and she said you were the person I should seek for an answer . I have a note from her.

BARNHARDT: Barbara sent you? Here, let me see the note. Hmm. [ READING ALOUD] "Jul, this is Carl Phillips. He's a good listener. Talk to him. Barb."

BARNHARDT: That's a sterling recommendation, Mr. Phillips. Barbara Pierson is a brilliant women. I still can't figure how she takes that pile of debris she works with and makes any sense of it. But she does. Good looking, too. Pull up a bucket Mr. Phillips and make yourself uncomfortable. Sorry about the décor around here. The place is falling apart and someone finally got the bright idea they had to fix it up before it caved in on our heads. Me, I argued for leveling it to the ground and giving us a hundred million to build a new facility. For some reason that idea didn't seem to go over too well. So, what can I do for you, Mr. Phillips? What question did you put to Barbara that she couldn't answer? There aren't too many of those that she can't.

[NEWSBREAK] NEWS ANNOUNCER: N.Y.U professor fired for expecting students to really learn the subject if they wish to practice medicine. Students say, It's too hard and besides, I need time for answering text messages from my friends. We return you to the interview with Carl Phillips.

PHILLIPS: Doctor Pierson gave us a lot of information about what these destructionists are really up to. The patterns that spell out their agenda in rather stark and depressing terms. At the close of our interview it crossed my mind to ask her just how this all happened? How we got on a road that has lead us to killing ourselves off, tearing apart our civilization with our own hands? That doesn't make any sense to me. Why would we be doing that when we could just as well be doing so many other worthwhile, wonderful things? That's when she said I should talk to you about it. That you would have the best answer to that question. Maybe the only one who had any answer. So, doctor Barnhardt, where did all this start?

BARNHARDT: Barbara was right. That's what I do. That's my job. Destructionist, eh? I see she gave you that word, too. She passed it along to us as awhile back. We picked up on it right away. It's the perfect replacement for words like 'conservative' or 'conservatism' . Those bozos aren't interested in conserving anything. Conserving is when you hold on to things that can actually enhance your life, fit in with what you're doing in the present, even help to improve the progress you need to keep up and stay alive. 'Destructionists', yeah, a perfect call for what they do.

[NEWSBREAK]

NEWS ANNOUNCER: Supreme Court reloading and has taken aim at schools, voters and shoppers. Having sunk the ship of reproductive rights, the high court is now pointing its turrets at minorities trying to make up for a century of exclusion from public universities. Voters not of the insurrectionist-denial persuasion are expected to be removed from voting rolls in bulk, or told they can't drive to their polling place that is 20 miles away, while shoppers will feel safe to walk the malls without seeing a single person who is not waving a Confederate flag. Said one court observer, "Precedent? Hell, we got precedent. The court said we don't have to bake wedding cakes for faggots if our religion doesn't want us to, why should we have to serve people who don't believe in slavery? Slavery is my religion, been so since the civil war."

ANNOUNCER: We now take you back to U.C. Berkeley where Carl Phillips is speaking with professor Julian Barnhardt.

BARNHARDT: Anyway, what was it you asked, Mr. Phillips? Oh yes, where this all started. Well, we had to do a lot of digging to figure that out. And we're not even half-way there, yet. But enough of a picture that we can say a few things and guess at some others. Anyway, the hunt started when my colleagues had just enough data and artifacts from the early Mesolithic period, about nine or ten thousand years ago. Enough to begin to see what life was like through their eyes. Something strange began to surface out of all that flotsam about tools and diets, religion and art, hunts and migrations and such. We had just enough information to begin to piece together the stories they were telling themselves, bits of patterns of things that began to fall into place. Our own tools got more granular and refined so that we could tell a fairly complete story about where a successful hunt happened, where they stopped for awhile to skin and dismember their prey, what they consumed on the spot, what they carried to their site or settlement, what they threw on the midden, what they preserved.

Laser scanning, carbonate film analysis, micro-history assemblage, all that good stuff. Finally we knew enough to read the writing on the walls. What they were saying about that meal, their after-dinner cozy around the cave hearth and later in stories on cave walls or carved on passed around ornaments or other traces of telling their stories after the fact. Micro-histories of seemingly ordinary events. Interesting enough that we could weave these mundane snapshots of Upper Paleolithic life into stories our ancestors were telling themselves.

Then an even more interesting thing happened, stunning if you think about it. Some of our best and brightest began to see some even larger patterns in these small stories, things that tied a few of these stories together, over a very large area and, more interestingly, through many levels of time. It seems there were some universal stories in that midden, leftovers of stories that had been told, in some fashion, long before. One in particular seemed to be describing some catastrophic event that had occurred a long time ago, long before the Mesolithic period.

[NEWSBREAK]

ANNOUNCER: Nevada; Polls reveal the price of gas more important than price of democracy. Nevada voters saying it doesn't matter if my vote doesn't count, as long as I can fill my tank and drive to the Casino. I might just get lucky." Back to you Carl.

BARNHARDT: To continue, the field diggers started to follow the trail of that ancient story and its tracings though time. It was a palimpsest, tracings of past stories that were overwritten by succeeding generations of storytellers, leaving faint traces of themselves in the new writings. Like a child's magic slate that you erase by pulling the film from the wax base so you can write fresh on it, but it always leaves marks in the wax of what has been written before.

That's what these findings looked like as my colleagues uncovered them, level by level, thousand year by thousand year, they were the faint traces of a story of some horrific event that humans kept telling over and over. Not only could we follow the story back in time, through ever fainter traces of their telling, but forward through its many echoings, embellishments, revisions, deletions and edits. It was still visible on the wax of ancestral history, becoming more visible each millennia right down to the biblical telling of Noah's flood. Somebody, it seems, had pressed the reset button on us and we had to start over almost from scratch. My colleagues didn't know when, and they didn't know what that button did. But the story said it had happened. They even dubbed it the 'Noah Story'. Not that there was any clue to what that catastrophe might have been. Could have been a flood or a disease, or a sudden climate event, or the day the earth stood still, anything. Just something so horrific it was scary enough to pass along, generation after generation, for an interminably long time.

We could find nothing in those records to account for the story, nothing that was so important it had been frozen into legend as surely as if it had been embedded in some ice age glacier. There were lots of theories, of course, so many you couldn't tell the crackpots from the maybe's. All they knew of it was a legend that refused to tell us where it came from.

[NEWSBREAK]

ANNOUNCER: Dateline: Atlanta Georgia. Senate Destructionist candidate, Hershel Walker gives fiery speech against abortion under any circumstances. Destructionist supporters applaud him. Candidate Walker exposed having financed the abortions of several girlfriends and mistresses. Walker destructionists applaud him again. Opposition candidates cite Walker for being a hypocrite and a liar. Destructionist supporters applaud him again.

Back to you in Berkeley, California.

BARNHARDT: So, Mr. Phillips, there was good evidence of stories of some catastrophe that echoed down through time to the biblical accounts and right on to modern history. On the other side of the ledger, our detectives kept tracing the story further and further back time. Brilliant work, really. They could convincingly follow the story all the way back to the Upper Paleolithic period. That's about thirty or forty-thousand years ago, if you can fathom that. And that's where the trail stops. Faint as those tracks of story were during that period there was nothing before it, absolutely not a whisper, not a flake of evidence. It was there alright, over a fair swathe of territory. Something had frightened the bejeesus out of our species. Scary enough for us to keep repeating the story But before that, no story at all.

Common sense would conclude, the catastrophe must have happened just then, at the beginning of the trail, and the event from which the stories bubbled would be found there. But that didn't happen either. There was no story before, no catastrophe during, and only myths and legends afterwards. Another dead-end. We were stymied.

Then one of our bright young graduate students came up with this weird idea, as students are sometimes inclined to do. We blew her off for awhile. Just another too active imagination, not quite ready to settle down and do some real work. Still, we weren't moving in any promising direction ourselves, so a couple of them decided to give her an honest hearing. What she suggested was pretty simple. What if there wasn't anything before thirty-five thousand years ago because, before that time, it wasn't legend, it wasn't even myth. Instead, she went on, What if the Noah Story was akin to fresh memory at that time? If a beast has just savaged your camp, you don't tell stories about it, you're much too busy hiding, trembling, weeping to bother relating stories for the retelling. Oh, it's there alright, embedded in your psyche. And it will be told when you have the luxury of reflecting on what had happened. But not then, not when the wounds are fresh and the casualties still have names.

[NEWSBREAK]

NEWS ANNOUNCER: Calls for 'Civil War' surge among destructionist invaders. Newtown residents say they are tired of the conspiracy theories of Alex Jones and wish he'd get convicted soon and they can forget his name completely.

BARNHARDT: My colleagues were good listeners. Not that they bought into the idea just then. There were serious problems with it. But that they didn't have a better explanation for the story-desert they'd run into was equally true. They'd run into a dead-end and pretty well knew it. No trace of the Great Flood or anything else before say, twenty-five or thirty thousand years ago. What if, they wondered, their student was right? There was nothing in legend before that time because before that time it was still too real. Human and Neanderthal minds were still grappling with it. There were micro-stories, but no consistent, universal story had shaken out of it.

So the A.R.F. group, now close friends and colleagues of mine, looked at their timelines and thought something pretty catastrophic must have happened. At least for h.neanderthalensis it was pretty catastrophic. It wiped them out. The story of that wound up in stone cold legend some twenty thousand years later. Could such an event continue to shiver down the spines of h.sapiens for all that time?

I knew nothing about any of this, or this group of archeologists. I'd read a few articles on the construction of micro-histories, heard a few other things. But I was a nuts and bolts Neanderthal guy. Whatever was going on over in the storytelling department was pretty well out of my field of interest. Still, this U.C. Department I work at, this Archeological Research Facility, isn't a department at all. It's a multidisciplinary rodeo. There are twenty-six different disciplines that regularly confer, collaborate and sometimes cohabit in this joint. Maybe more, I lost count. We're all over each other with every piece of possibly exciting news.

My Neanderthals, well they are kind of all over the joint too, genetics, evolutionary psychology, geology, flake chippers, musicians, reactive-brain studies, you name it. That's why I'm here. I wander around A.R.F. often enough for a few people to know who I am and what I do. The Meso-archeo-anthro folks knew my name, which is why they came looking for me. I was the neanderthal guy, and we have our own catastrophic disappearing act to deal with. Why did h.sapiens survive, and h.neanderthalensis bite the bullet? Some of us regard that as the holy grail of our work. I don't. I'm strictly a details guy-flakes, charcoal spear points, that sort of stuff.

[NEWSBREAK]

NEWS ANNOUNCER:

President pardons marijuana users. Says the defenders of democracy need a break from biting their nails over the midterms. NIH says getting high is a safe, effective treatment for election anxiety.

Trump suspected of concealing more records. FBI poised to search toilets and underwear drawers.

Florida begs for federal funds for hurricane Ian, but nix to any other state's natural disaster. Di Santis says, "Wave your bibles to clear the air. Climate change had nothing to do with it."

ANNOUNCER: Carl Phillips and doctor Barnhardt are discussing an ancient catastrophe that may have left its mark in story and behavior down to the present. We send you back to the interview at the University of California.

BARNHARDT: So anyway, Mr. Phillips, we got all kinds of theories about our catastrophe- warfare, disease, famine, climate; and why we survive and they didn't-intelligence, cleverness, suppleness, mutation. Anything you can imagine, and we have an hypothesis for it. Of course we can't test our hypotheses. There's nothing around to test it on. Still, the more we discover, the less any of those other guesses seem to account for 'why us and not them?', or 'them and not us', if you prefer. For myself, it's not a question I pay much attention to-the survival of the fittest, ergo we must be the fittest, doesn't really do much for me. My own teacher once reminded me that the 'interesting may not always be true, but the truth is always interesting. She was right, and I've found that to be exactly the case.

Anyway, when the group came to me and said there might be traces laying around in the patterns of Neanderthal and Sapien co-existence that could shed some light on stories that had persisted, right on down to the present, I was skeptical. My first reaction was to remind them we had no more found the catastrophe we were looking for than they had found theirs. Moreover, our disaster had casualties, a whole species of casualties in fact. I was pretty set on bowing out, when Ms. Copeland, the student who has started all this and had been silently listening our discussion, caught my attention. Doctor Barnhardt, she said, We have some idea about the refractory limits of a story before it becomes a myth, and of myth before it turns into a legend. But we have absolutely no idea of how long the reality of some horrific event and its stories may persist and be transmitted, as a reality, down through successive generations. We know that extreme fear can cause an individual's hair to permanently turn white or plunge someone into a catatonic shock from which they never recover. But on the macro scale, we've no idea of how long the reality of some equivalent overwhelming trauma may persist in a culture or an entire species. It could be that the Noah event your investigators can't find may have happened a thousand or tens-of-thousands of years earlier than the range of your search. We just don't know.

She was right. And it didn't make much difference anyway. Looked at from that point of view, it didn't matter when the event occurred or what it was. What mattered was whether it left some patterned impression on those who suffered it, something that could be detected. Perhaps something that might account for why one species flourished and the other died out. I agreed to look for patterns in the way the details accumulated that might say something more than 'this is a technology and we had it'. I was hooked, and told the group I'd start looking at my data with that in mind.

[NEWSBREAK]

NEWS ANNOUNCER: This just in: January 6th Committee set to subpoena Trump. Bookies setting odds for online sports betting;

'no-show' unnoticed, unenforced contempt charges; 'take-the-5th' presumption of guilt without trial or conviction; 'blabbermouth' ratings through the roof, billion dollars worth of in-your-face t.v. time and ads targeted at destructionist cult viewers.

Financial Times advises reading the Art of the Deal and seeing what it says.

ANNOUNCER: Back to Carl Phillips at Berkeley California.

PHILLIPS: Thank you New York. Dr. Barnhardt was telling us the fascinating tale of how the archeologists were tracing the stories of some horrific catastrophe nearly forty-thousand years ago that may have come down to the present and still influence the way humans behave. They might even have something to do with the rise of the destructionist invaders on our soil. We shall have to let doctor Barnhardt finish his story to find out. Doctor Barnhardt?

BARNHARDT: Thanks Carl. When we did start looking at things through these fresh lenses we did find there were barely audible stories of real-time events in the micro-histories of stones that could not speak. Patterns started to reveal the scattering of neanderthals and sapiens alike that might suggest they were trying to get out of the way or hide from, or recover from something that had scared the crap out of them. Something threatening and menacing.

We called it 'The Beast' without knowing or much caring what it was. We don't know and may never know that. Maybe it was one or more of those conjectured four horseman, or something else altogether? Maybe it was an alien spaceship that found Neanderthals more tasty than Sapiens? We didn't need to know. If the story was there, if the fear and reactive responses that impacted two different species in two different ways had persisted and was hidden somewhere in those details, it might be worth keeping an eye out for them. We may never know what the Beast is, but we might be able to know what it did to us and why we are the way we are. In time, as the data accumulated, it began to look as if there was some story buried in the weeds of our findings and that it just might be a real-time story , not just a creature of myth or legend. If it was some event which managed to shudder down through the ages to our ancestors and become the myths and legends that were found twenty thousand years later, well that's not my department either.

BARNHARDT: Mr. Phillips, if the story of some horrific event was real, and Neanderthals and Sapiens had been telling it for thousand of years, then there is reason to believe it might have reverberated down through the Mesolithic period about ten-thousand years ago and pops up again in the enigmatic texts of Genesis IV and many times in our history right up to the present, in our behavior as well as our stories. At a minimum, we might able to tell the stories of our ancestors through their eyes, rather than ours. We're a long way from that, of course. But, in reexamining the data we had and the new information that piled up each year, we've pieced together some of the story of what our forgotten ancestors might have seen.

PHILLIPS: You have a story, then? You have actually discovered what it was that may have had such lasting impact on our species, what may have ended it all for the Neanderthals, and perhaps left its mark on the rest of us?

BARNHARDT: We do have a story, a couple of them in fact. If they turn out to be even partially interesting and true, they might just tell us a lot about why we are the way we are. They could even hold clues about what we might do to confront this forty-thousand year old Beast with a disposition to run around wrecking things, the one that seems to be rearing its head once more.

Should I go on? Doctor Pierson's note said you were a good listener. You have more than proven that to be true. But I fear I may have tested the patient attention of your listeners. Paleo-archeology is not everybody's idea of good entertainment.



PHILLIPS: On the contrary, doctor Barnhardt. Not only have I found what you have to say completely absorbing, but I've just been informed by the studio that our switchboards are flooded with people calling in and begging to hear more. My producer has informed me that the station is putting aside its scheduled programming to let this broadcast continue for as long as I want. Our listeners seem to be most interested to hear the story that you found, true or not. What is this story you think might be lurking in the data you've accumulated? The one that tells us something about why we are as we are? If you have the time, that is.

BARNHARDT: I would make time if I didn't have it, Mr. Phillips. Yes there is a story, actually two of them, and I'll be glad to tell it to you and your audience. I must first say that I didn't write this story, none of us science geeks did. The credit must go entirely to the one of us that works completely outside our little city of science. We just handed him all the accumulated data, conjecture, recordings of our sometimes fierce debates, memos and everything else we could find, and dumped it on his desk. It was our poet-in-residence who took what we gave him and wove it into a story that comes very close to the one we think our ancestors lived with and told each other. We all agree, our poet's rendering is a story that most accurately and eloquently reflects what it is we have found to date.

[NEWSBREAK] ANNOUNCER: An Invasion Alert bulletin from the Z-axis Office of Sanity and Security warns that websites such as iNaturalist that pride themselves on civil discourse and healthy co-operative exchange are likely to be targets for Destructionist assaults in the near future. As islands of supportive interaction absent any trace of bickering, trolling or hostility among its users, the bulletin warns, these sites are seen as a threat to the order of the Destructionist agenda which recognize only two types ofinteraction among its followers, strict obedience to its cult leaders and reactive, collective hostility to anything that might make them "uncomfortable". As an invader D-Mom put it, We believe in human supremacy and will not stand by and watch trees, bugs slugs or other living things trying to take over our natural human God-given rights to be the dominant species on this planet. " Ms D-Mom, we note, is an activist now working to remove all nature books from local school libraries. "They make my children "uncomfortable, and undermine their pride in being the savage humans they were meant to be," the Destructionist Mother told us. A Sanity and Security steward at Z-axis stated, "Now that these small havens of peaceful discourse, curiosity and respect for all living creatures have been exposed on the front page of the New York Times, they should expect attacks on there nano-agreement societies from the legions of violent Destructionist nano-bots." The steward further remarked, "It is almost a given, considering that iNaturalist and similar sites are places where their stewards value facts over disinformation and the natural order of things above chaos and conspiracy theories. That is intolerable to the Destructionist Party and its invasion forces."

Back to you and Dr. Barnhardt, Carl.

PHILLIPS: Excuse me doctor Barnhardt, did I hear you to say you have a poet on your staff?

BARNHARDT: Indeed we do, and a good thing too. It turns out having a poet on staff is one of our best decisions. His office has made incredible contributions to our work and has proven an invaluable asset. We look to our poet to say what otherwise cannot be said. And you'd be surprised how much of what we do, what we find, falls into that category. Now and again, we even get a good poem out of him.

PHILLIPS: Please, us tell us the story doctor Barnhardt, we're all eager to hear it.

[ASIDE] Doctor Barnhardt is reaching down and retrieving a folder from the stack of papers on the floor.

BARNHARDT: I'll read it to you, just as our poet wrote it, Mr. Phillips. The story begins with a little epigraph, two actually. The first from a well-known anthropologist who contributed much, not only to our understanding of different cultures, but to humanity as well. In her words,

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has." The second epigraph, is in reply to Margaret Mead's famous words. It is a caveat written by another poet, Red Slider, "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtless, committed citizens can fuck up the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."

Here then, is the story our staff poet rendered for us. He titled it, "The Legend of the Beast"

[READING] It was at the very beginning, when we were so few and so fragile, hardly clinging to this planet by a finger nail. It caught our scent and was so dangerous and powerful that nearly all of us were destroyed in the first blow. Those that remained to fight were confronted with weapons more deadly than the Beast's physical threat and considerable strength.

We were confused and deluded and turned on ourselves. The thing each of us feared most was flung back at us until fathers slew their sons, mothers slew daughters, and each of us turned on their brothers and sisters and neighbors. Hardly any of us remained alive after that onslaught. The precious few who were left, scattered and hid and trembled. Our wounds were not merely of the flesh, but of something that was indelibly etched on our minds that day. The Great Battle had left a wound that would not heal. Something that would never be forgotten, not for the 40 millennium that would follow.

It was a catastrophe that not only shaped all that we did from then on, but shaped who we were, what we were to become. What remained of we had once been, what we might have become, was a single, fragile thread.

This much was certain, Someday, in some distant future, we would return to do battle again. This time we would be equipped to meet the Beast on equal terms. We would be toughened, not only by tens-of-thousands of years of experience, but by coming to terms with our own fears and delusions about who we are and what we are.

For all that we are and have done in our brief time on this planet, for all its promises and horrors, our species was conceived in that long ago, single moment of severe existential crises. We have continued ever since, struggling to be born. Since then, all things human have been tethered to a single obsession -all that we have done, everything that we have suffered has been but a practice for battle. The bright chord that unites us all is that we might someday lift our eyes from the ground to gaze upon the gardens of the sky.


PHILLIPS: [PAUSE] I am stunned. I think my listeners are too. There is far more to think in that story than I could possibly say. I will not even try to find the words. [PAUSE] Did you say there was a second story as well?

[NEWSBREAK ] HIDEKO KOI: This is Hideko Koi, speaking to you from our Washington news bureau: In response to a recent new York Times article on Russian internet censorship and meddling with the internet access of Russian citizens, we have just received this message from Dr. Barbara Pierson, at Princeton University, who was interviewed earlier by our correspondent Carl Phillips. Dr. Pierson cautions that we should be far more concerned with the Destructionists agenda for internet services within the United States than with what Russia is doing with its own citizens. Dr. Pierson states, "At the moment, the Russian attack on the netis directed towards censoring news about its own Mad King and the unprovoked invasion of Ukraine. What Americans should be concerned about is the Destructionist agenda to seize the internet from within the United States and employ it as a tool for not only spreading Destructionist lies and propaganda through its extremist platforms, but to harness its own destruction-net platforms to capture our educational systems and attack the defenseless minds of our children. That is where the greatest vulnerabilities of American democracy are, and we should be most concerned about these sinister efforts which have been going on long before Our own Mad King came on the scene. The Destructionist plans for a takeover of both our internet and our educational systems represent a clear and present danger to all Americans."

We Continue now with Carl Phillips conversation with Dr. Barnhardt at the University of California.

BARNHARDT: Yes, Mr. Phillips, there is a second story. It is being peer-reviewed just now, so I am not at liberty to read it to you. Perhaps another time if you wish to visit me again.

PHILLIPS: I Certainly will plan on doing just that. For now, I can only thank you for you generous time and most illuminating conversation you've shared with me and our listeners. You have said much that deserves a considerable amount of thought and reflection. I am sure my entire listening audience agrees. Until our next meeting, I wish you and all who work at this facility, much success.

BARNHARDT: Barbara said you were a good listener. She was right. Oh, and Mr. Phillips, Don't forget to vote.

[ASIDE] Thank you listeners for tuning in to this special report from the University of California. I hope my interview with doctor Barnhardt has been as informative for you as it has been for me. I now pass the microphone to my producers in New York who will update all of you on the changes in our program schedule owing to the length of this interview. Good night, and don't forget to vote!

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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen, it would be customary to say that we hope you enjoyed this third annual performance of War of the Trumps. Considering the subject and contents of the play, I find it hard to use the word 'enjoyment'. There will be a third act to this year presentation, but for obvious reasons that performance will be delayed to see how battles with the invading destructionists take shape in the run-up to the 2024 election. Instead I will simply take this moment to thank the incredible work of our cast, a few friends who stepped forward to make this performance possible. Without them, the 2022 War of the Trumps could not have happened. Let us give a warm hand to our performers as they take a bow for their truly amazing performances.

[SIDBAR LINKS WILL TAKE YOU BACKSTAGE TO MEET THE CAST MEMBERS]

David Landrey In the role of Act One's portrayal of Orson Wells, certainly David Landry's performance to be credited with an unbelievably convincing narration of the state of a very troubled world. [APPLAUSE]

ANNOUNCER: Thank you David.

Frances Kakugawa Frances Kakugawa, in her role as a CBS Washington Bureau Chief, and as Dr. Barbara Pierson, certainly gets top honors for her phenomenal ability to change costumes and characters without missing a beat. [APPLAUSE]

David Eisenberg David Eisenberg's spot-on characterization of Dr. Barnhardt as an accomplished archeologist with a razor sharp wit, had me ready to suit up and go out on a dig.

Nice Job, David. [APPLAUSE]

Red Slider Red Slider who filled in as Carl Phillips and sundry announcers and newscasters, as well as script writer, editor and unskilled audio engineer, and houseboy-in-residence while his beloved is on some far away island for the world premier of 'Wordsworth' by the University of Hawaii's Performing Arts Center, based upon her award winning series, 'Wordsworth the Poet'. Congratulations, Frances, on your well-deserved success [APPLAUSE].

Jerome Rothenberg To Jerome Rothenberg, whose 2021 verses gave me my first glimpse into the real nature of these mad kings and is included in his recently published Granary Books offering of "In the Shadow of a Mad King", a work not be missed by anyone who would wish to know something about the nature of the threat that confronts us in the days and years ahead. [APPLAUSE]

Sadie Rothenberg And to Saddie Rothenerg for her incredible. up-close, in-his-face, photo-realistic images of the mad king and his dominions. It is a wonder how Sadie managed to sneak into the court of the mad king to get those photos and, more amazing, how she managed to sneak out with them, at great risk to herself, and without getting caught. A big hand for Sadie Rothenberg [APPLAUSE]

[AND TO ALL WHO HELPED MAKE THIS PRESENTATION POSSIBLE:]

To my dear friend, Robert Newport, who's reading did not make into this year's performance due to technical problems. Robert has always been there for me when I needed him. Thanks Bob. [APPLAUSE].

A special thank you to Feslyian Studios for providing free sound effects for the rest of us. No "royalty free", or "free download" deceptions, no "log ins" or "account signups", no nothing. Just a lot of ready to download, entirely free sound effects. Much thanks for helping the rest of us to make our to make our little non-commercial projects even better.

And finally, to the many friends who wanted to participate, and would have but for technical or medical or other problems, my thanks to all of you for your support and encouragement. It was much appreciated [APPLAUSE].



wot lounge We invite all of you to visit our War of the trumps ('WOT Lounge') Lounge, facebook group, where Asahi beer is on tap, a bottle of Jameson's is always on hand for any emergency, and chatting with friends is the best show in town. See you all there. Thank you, and good night.

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Hello. Well, this year's WOT was a complete surprise. I started it in mid-October, figuring I would just slap this year's rant on the end, as I did in 2021, and that would be it. Of a sudden, all these voices started popping into my head. They all had something to say and demanded I give them a voice in these matters, too. What to do? I knew if I did that, I'd have to round up some other performers. Three months later & late. WOT, well, it is what it is, as you can see/hear. It was an effort, though, I tell you. I don't know what or WOT to really think about play. That's for others to judge. I'm just glad it's done. My life is complicated enough without having to round up performers and learn how to code web pages. I Do hope you enjoyed the show, though.

Me? If you want to know about me, there's more of that than anyone could possibly want or need on my 'red slider' facebook page. Scroll there and the "brief bio" goes on and on and on. That's about it. I just wanted to check in and say hello. If anyone is reading this, well, that's a surprise too. Merry whatever, Happy That-too. Flourish, prosper and, by all means, have a little fun and joy along the way, with a good measure of omoiyari as well. That is what this is really all about.

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There is one image, among all the wonderful images I've seen in my lifetime, that stands out above all the others. The moment I saw it I knew if I was faced with that if you were banished to a desert island, what one image would you take with you? question, it would be my without-question pick of the litter. Since I first layed eyes on her, it has been my anchor, my perspective, my meditation and my serenity when everything around me was falling apart. If I ever had need to conjure up some image of a supreme being (which I don't) that would be the one. When I gaze at it (yes, 'gaze' is the only word that comes close) what I see before me is nothing less than the nervous system of the universe and the instant realization that we are but a single tiny molecule at some distal end of a remote dendrite of a vast and boundless intelligence that spreads across the heavens. That single image is the alpha and omega of my association with anything resembling spiritual ideas. It is the spirit of something that replicates itself in smallest of fractal dimensions and emerges as the template for the nervous systems within our bodies. It is a constellation which then gives rise to the things I see, the thoughts I think and the feelings I feel. If we are to be said to be created in the image of god, then the only god I could imagine that would qualify would be Laniakea. Is it, one might ask, a personal god? Can it answer one's prayers? Well, Laniakea got me through this little tour of the sertão we are living in and from which none seem to return. I'd say that qualifies as an answered prayer, wouldn't you?

Laniakea


Laniakea: 100,000 galaxies, stretching over 520 million light-years. That teenie red dot on the end of that bright stem is the milky way. If you would like know a little more about our home supercluster, this little video from 'Nature' is pretty amazing.

The name 'Laniakea' means immeasurable heavens in Hawaiian. "Not By Any Other Name" is a short story about how Laniakea and some other important celestial objects got their Hawaiian names.


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Tour's over, folks. You can all return to your regularly scheduled lives, in progress... Did we lose anybody? Hope not. This sertão is no place to get lost. It would be like leaving Peter O'Toole drifting on his camel over the Sun's Anvil. Hope you all enjoyed this little presentation. There's some other goodies tucked in the navigation bar, a couple of bonuses, too. But some of the links are still under construction and it will be a month or so before everything is hooked up. Is there going to be an Act 3? What do you think? Check back with me next Halloween. Any problems with the presentation, please let me know. Hope to see you at the WOT to hear some of your thoughts on the play. Till then...

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Gee, I don't know. That was the Sertão of our minds. I know my way in and out of those badlands. This is the Sertão of our world. I haven't a clue. I'm a tourist here like everybody else. No map, no compass. I can tell you that no one who has entered these badlands has ever returned. Lead on, I'll follow you. Wait, there is an incoming bulletin...

[NEWSBREAK]

This just in from the future. At 12:10 am, January 3rd, 2023, the new Speaker of the House and a number of his Destructionist colleagues were seen entering the secure area where all of the evidence, documents, testimony and other classified materials are stored by the January 6th Committee. The Sargeant at Arms of the House was observed challenging the unauthorized entry of a secured area. In reply, the Speaker said, "Sargeant, as of 1 minute after midnight the January 6th Committee no longer exists. This area, the whole House now belongs to me and my colleagues. You will hand over the keys and access codes so that we may carry out our important duties. At 2:25 am a number of trucks were seen pulling up to the Navy Yard docks and loading a large number of boxes onto the luxury yacht, 'Your Taxes at Work', which the Congress sized from Russian Oligarchs and now uses for its deep-sea fishing junkets and other important government functions. The Speaker and several of his fellow destructionists were also observed boarding the yacht. When last seen, the vessel appeared to be headed in the direction of the Bermuda Triangle.

When asked why the January 6th Committee didn't work with the Senate to get the all their materials sent there and out of reach of the Destructionists, the Z-axis History Preservation Department informed us, "We think the Democrats thought the Destructionists would be too busy investigating Nancy Pelosi's daughter for filming in restricted areas of the Capitol when she was following her mother around to make her documentary film. They though that gave them plenty of time to secure the Committee's files. Z-axis also tried to communicate the urgency of turning the matter over to the keeping of the Senate and out of Destructionist hands, but we received no call-backs or responses from any of the Representatives or Senators we attempted to contact. We're Sorry, but there is no map to help you folks find your way out of this Sertão. That map is at the bottom of the ocean by now.



GUIDE: You heard the report. There is no exit from this Sertão we're all in. Best make the best of it, I suppose. See you at the WOT Lounge...

 



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