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             ACT ONE, PART ONE
         Orson Wells — Dispatches from the Front Lines, 1938, 2020-2022
 

    ACT ONE,
PART ONE




00:00.00 ANNOUNCER: First a little music from the ballroom of the Hotel Martinett in Brooklyn and the dance music of Bobby Millet and his orchestra.

00:0.09 [MUSIC]

00:00.30 ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this broadcast with an on site report from our war-correspondent, Orson Welles, reporting from the front lines of the invader's stronghold in New York City. The Trump machines are all around us and approaching our studios from two directions. Orson, Orson! are you ready with your report?

00:00.47[DEATH-RAY SOUNDS]

ANNOUNCER: Orson, Orson!

[DEATH-RAY BATTLE SOUNDS...SILENCE]

00:01.12[BEGIN ORSON WELLS REPORT FROM THE FRONT]

00:01.39 [INSERT AFTER 'thirties',forties'] 'fifties, sixties, seventies,
eighties,till I got to November third, 2020'

00:01.53 'brown meat'; 'orange scalp' ("orange scalp in his jaws")

00:02.24 'ducks'; 'fallen protesters'("fallen protesters...")

00:02.28 '1939 motor cars'; '2020 EV's'("models of 2020 EV's in the showrooms")

00:02.43 'Martian'; 'Trump'("caught sight of the hood of a Trump machine")

00:3.02 [insert] 'Trump' ("great metal Trump Titans")

00:03.26 'Martian's'; 'Trumps' ("stark and silent lay the Trumps")

00:03.59 'cylinder'; 'tyrant' ("before the tyrant fell there was a...")

00:04.10 'sphere'; 'nation' ("petty surface of our minute nation")

00:04.32 'Martians'; 'Trumps' ("destruction of the Trumps is only a reprieve")

00:304.46 'Princeton'

00:04.52 'a deserted farm in Grover Mills'; 'incubator in Queens'
("begun at a deserted incubator in Queens")

00:05.16 'Martian'; 'Trump'

("disassembled parts of the Trump machine are kept on public view.")

00:05.23 'it'; him ("saw him")

00:05.25 'bright and'; 'an orange'

00:05.26 'clean cut'; 'pasty-faced'

00:05.27 'hard'; 'arrogant'

00:05.28 'and silent'; 'blowhard Jack-O-Lantern'
("blowhard Jack-O-Lantern under the dawn of that last great day")

00:05.37[CLOSING 'WAR OF THE WORLDS' MUSIC]

[SOME ORSON WELLS CAVEATS HAVE BEEN CUT, CONTINUE SCRIPT...];

00:05.56 [INSERT] 'This has been our' ("This has been our version of dressing up in a sheet");

00:06.06 'tomorrow night'; ''("by November eighth,
so we did the next best thing")

00:06.13/ 'CBS'; 'United States' ("and utterly destroyed the United States")

00:06.16 'be relieved'; 'not be surprised' ("You will not be surprised to hear")

00:06.16 'didn't mean'; 'meant' ("learn that we meant it")

00:06.19 'both'; 'many' ("and that many institutions")

00:06.20 'still open for business'; 'are damaged beyond repair'

00:06.39 'it's Halloween'; 'that was the ghost of Donald J. Trump';
("that was no Martian, that was the ghost of Donald J. Trump")



[MALEVOLENT GHOST SOUNDS] 00:07.05[CLOSING MUSIC OF CBS THEME; FADE OUT]

00:07.10 [EAS ALERT SIGNAL]

00:07.19 ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this broadcast with an urgent bulletin. We are sorry to inform you that, try as it would, the little germ was unable to drive the Trump menace from our planet. As of now, The Trump wrecking machines continue to savage our country and nothing stands in their way. The only weapon we have left is tinier that the smallest germ and most of you don't even know you own one. Look in youe mailbox, you'll find it there. It is your vote. Take aim, keep a steady hand, and pull the lever. You only have one shot, so make it count. It may not work, but it is all we have left.

00:07.59[CLOSING FRIGHT THEME]

00:08.17['WELL THERE'S ANOTHER NICE MESS YOU'VE GOTTEN ME INTO']

00:08.21[Laurel & Hardy 'Cuckoo Song']

[FADE OUT]
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God, I think this is going to be a rough trip. I tell you, 2020 and 2022 was a close call. I don't know about you, but I think I need a stiff drink. You? Well, then, maybe a kale smoothie with a sprinkle of wheat germ? Try the WOT Lounge. Hell yes, I know the joint. Enough to know they don't water the drinks.

Ghazal While Waiting Small fly with dark bare leg across a moistened eye, drink with me as sun-bent proof around an amber glass star, drink with me. By sapphire lens, skirt the dust mote's edge as friends pass by, The pleat of noonday door alight, in one dark hour drink with me. In her smoky eye, a theater of pain lays in quiet ambush, el Alemain. Passwords required., the convoy much too far away, drink with me. Pass what you will to the spies, the thieves, the webs of clinking glasses. It does not matter if your deceit tastes slightly sour, drink with me. We all come to the same well, clones of thirst before eternal desire. Slide in here. I wait for you like a maggot in the dark, drink with me.

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(4) nothing to focus on but what his skewed mind shows a mad king veneration of a dying world empty of any sound but howls & lies
 
 
             ACT ONE, PART TWO
"A reprieve for them, but not for us"
 
 
[FADE IN - THEME MUSIC]

00:00.01 [EAS ALERT SIGNAL] Martian ships 00:00.04Ironic, isn't it? Eighty-three years ago Orson Welles broadcast his fictional masterpiece, War of the Worlds. Frozen with fear, listeners sat glued to their radio sets as scene after scene of unimaginable horror unfolded before their very ears. So believable was that Halloween scare-story of 1938, so gullible its listening audience of 32 million frightened people, that Welles would later recount how the "Houses were emptying, churches were filling up and, from Nashville to Minneapolis, there was wailing in the street and the rending of garments." For an interminable hour people no longer looked at the sky and saw the familiar twinkle of stars reassuring them that all in God's universe was where it properly should be.

Noguchi 'Cenotaph' Instead, that same night sky filled their minds with thoughts of impending doom as their eyes scanned the horizon for signs that those deadly machines had arrived at their own doorsteps with its promise of utter death and destruction. Though the audience frantically sought refuge, there was nowhere they might escape their fate, for the menace of the invaders was not approaching from somewhere out there, but in the Noguchi 'Lynched Man' fear that inhabited their own minds.

This Halloween, more than eight decades later, it is not false newscasts or the fear of a fictional invader from a distant planet that inhabits our minds and fills us with unfounded dred. This time it is a real invader and a real threat that approaches from the nearby pumpkin patches of our reality. Even as you listen to this broadcast, the invaders are spreading across the landscape of America and Trump machines are at work Martians destroying everything and anything that gets in their way. State after state, city after city has already fallen prey to the ghost of Donald J. Trump and the savagery of his wrecking machines, with many more sure to follow. A good number of our best defenses have been captured by the enemy and are being used to unleash their weapons on a defenseless population.

Once the bunkers of democracy, legislative fortresses now spew death rays of toxic pollutants, coat-hanger horror, catastrophic-covid and vote-dissolving acids over a weakened and disbelieving population. Other bastions of freedom Noguchi Mars and progress stand on the brink, yet the politicians within them hold out their hands,trying to negotiate with the enemy for the crumbs of what's left of a once great civilization.

It wasn't the little germ that held the Trump machines at bay last Halloween. It was the smallest of all human endeavors, the tiny vote that bought our democracy a little time to regroup and rearm. Still, the ghost of Donald J. Trump lives on and grows ever more virulent and dangerous, now threatening to bring all the glorious work of the Founders to a crashing end.

As Orson put it back in 1938, "maybe, that the destruction of the Martians was only a reprieve, for them and not for us." Only today, it isn't Martian invaders from space that threaten our planet. It is ourselves, right here on earth. And, it wasn't a reprieve for them, but only a momentary reprieve for us. Given the vicious attack by our mortal enemies, now concentrating on the election process itself, even that tiny vote may not be able to save us—not now, not in twenty-twenty-two, not in twenty-twenty-four.

Ironic, isn't it, that what once threatened us through an unreasonable fear and a willingness to believe a fiction, now threatens to bring about the end of humankind through a lack of fear and utter disbelief that such a thing can happen here. Well, it is happening, and it is real. And if you doubt that, just wait until your doorbell rings and the Ghost of Donald J. Trump comes for you. Then you will believe, then you will be afraid. But it will be too little, too late.

[WEIRD THEME MUSIC - FADE OUT]

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